Warning : This is one of the most boring short story I've ever written. I am very serious. The main character is utterly boring and so is the situation. There is no plot, no mystery, nothing worthwhile whatsoever. So, here it goes.
There was a girl named Whatever. Whatever had a beautiful and loyal dog named Whichever. Whatever and Whichever were best buddies. Whatever used to ask Whichever to do whatever she could ever think of and Whichever used to do it in which ever place in whatever way it could. It was kinda fun for both of them and one could hardly find them apart but Whatever’s parent were very worried about her. Whatever never did whatever homework she was given in her school because she was always busy playing with Whichever. Eventually, her parents decided to hire a full-time tutor for her named Forever. Forever was a young and enthusiastic woman with reputation of getting so-called whacko kids on track. Forever tried forever to keep Whatever away from Whichever by which ever means possible. Unfortunately for Forever and fortunately for Whatever, Forever failed every time. After awhile, she suggested Whatever’s parents to send away Whichever to a place named WhichNever. Whatever tried what ever means she could think of, in her tiny little head to persuade her parents not to send Whichever to WhichNever. Her parents did not listen and did it anyway when Whatever was in school. When Whatever returned, she got so angry that she started throwing things in which ever direction she could. Her parents thought that Whatever would stop throwing tantrums after a while and forget about Whichever but Whatever’s tantrum went on forever. Seeing this, Forever again suggested to get Whichever back from WhichNever. Whatever’s parents gave in to Whatever’s weirdness and got back Whichever. From that day onwards, Whatever and Whichever lived together forever and even Forever could not do anything about it.
After 2 months :
Whichever delivered a beautiful litter of three and Whatever happily named them as Whenever, Whomsoever and Whoever and they all lived happily ever after.
P.S. : Are you guys still here? Still reading?? Gosh - go away. Get a life. :P
